This morning, after my girls got on the bus, I went out to check on the kittens. I lock them up at night after the demise of our other cats last year. Better safe than sorry. Good thing I did. It looked like a bomb went off. I had a huge tote of cat food that had been knocked down and it was EVERYWHERE. The crate was moved across the porch and their water dish was filthy. After a better look I quickly figured out it was a raccoon raid. There was cat food in the water and raccoon prints could be seen in the cat food dust.
It gets better.
Our dog was out on a potty break and snuck back in the house when I went to get the broom. I chased her down and tried to get her back to the door to go back out. That is when she made the mistake of running into my bedroom and under my bed. If you want a good laugh, picture in your mind a wild haired crazy person using a broom to try and pry a freaked out and wet weiner dog out from under her bed. Then picture said dog diving into my closet (did I mention she was wet???) I'm beyond frustrated at this point. I grab a towel so I can get ahold of her and start packing her back to her spot in the house. She proceeds to leave a crap trail the whole way. I thought I had missed the poop action until I put her on her blanket and realized the poo aroma was stronger than it should be. Halfway there I managed to step in it. The only lucky part was I was on the tile part of our floor when it happened. Seriously, what just happened? Normal morning turns into raccoon/cat food porch bomb and dog poo party throughout 4 rooms of my house. AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Looking a bit guilty.
Hoping you are all having a far better morning than I did.
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7 comments:
My mom has two wiener dogs! They are adorable, and TONS of trouble.
Your morning sounds frustrating and hilarious! :)
Just be nice to your legs on Friday. No need to have heavy legs two weekends in a row. And I will add this onto the list of reasons to NOT have dogs. I prefer cats.
Yikes, what a chaotic start to the day! Pesky animals! :)
Yikes what a morning lol! Can't wait to see the pics!
ahhhhhhhh!!! sorry about the crazy morning! haha. that face though. oh man. my dog gives me the same one. one minute I am yelling and the next one I have totally caved. haha! hope the rest of your day went much more smoothly :)
Oh, no! Sorry you had a rough start to your morning, girl!
Raccoons... I just had a show-down with one the other night at my mom's. Opened her garage door to get into the spare fridge and a raccoon was just dining on some cat food WITH the cat!
I'm sorry - but I was cracking up with your wet/poopy doggy story!
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